But like the IGY and spandex, Vista may end up being nothing more than a beautiful dream for many users, at least for the near future – if my experience with the Microsoft OS of tomorrow is typical (and since I'm a typical user with typical computers, how could it not be?)

 

If you search Google News these days for the term “Vista,” you'll inevitably come across a number of reviews about how lovely the latest test release of the new MS OS is. It seems stable, and the Aero graphics engine gives users a very pretty desktop screen to look at. I am sure that all these reviews are perfectly accurate and reflect the advances in Windows we can all expect when Vista becomes Microsoft's main offering. But after trying – real hard – to get Vista onto a series of computers, both older and more recent, it's clear that most home users, and even many businesses, are not going to be upgrading to Vista when it first comes out at the end of the year – and perhaps not even for a awhile after that.

 

 

But 512 MB is more than the average user has on his or her PC – and that is a (bare) memory minimum for this installation. Most users buy “off the shelf” PCs, which nowadays come with a standard 80 GB hard drive and 256 MB of RAM. So, right away, Vista is “priced” out of memory range of most average users. In order to get their computers Vista-ready, they will have to shlep their PCs to the computer store for a memory upgrade, or figure out how to do the upgrade themselves. And while a memory addition is not all that expensive and adding RAM is not too complicated, chances are that unless the user is highly motivated, s/he will stick with their current copy of XP, the law of inertia being what it is.

 

As I mentioned last time, I decided against installing Vista on my the most likely candidate in my computer stable, an HP laptop, due to possible problems with drivers for important pieces of hardware (like the laptop's trackpad). And, after all, the Microsoft download site says very clearly that the Vista Release Candidate 1 installation “should not be used in a production environment or on a primary computer in the home” - both of which descriptions match the HP's function.

 

Other computers that could be spared for the Vista install would have required an upgrade in memory and/or processor – and I didn't want to spend any money to provide a welcoming environment on an experimental operating system that might need to be removed due to buginess – besides the fact that the Windows 2000 OS installed on those machines seemed to be working just fine.

 

My Intel Mac, though, seemed to have the right stuff for this project. With a healthy sized hard driver (160 GB), a healthy amount of RAM (512 MB), and dual core Intel processors, this Mac was more of a PC than any other Intel machine I had access to. So why not install Vista RC1 on my Mac?

 

Because in order to do that, I would had have had to format my Mac's hard drive – no less!

 

This was the strange request Apple's Boot Camp installer had when I tried setting it up on my Intel iMac. Specifically, the request came as Boot Camp was trying to set up a modest 15 GB partition on the Mac. With 72 GB of space free, you would think that setting up a partition would be child's play, but not for Boot Camp. “Some files could not be moved,” the software ominously warned. In order to install Boot Camp, I was instructed to back up the contents of my drive, open the Apple Disk Utilty and format it, remembering to allow Mac OS X “ file system journaling” (a recording system for the disk's file structure that allows easy rebuilding of a corrupt drive). A subsequent search for information about this request revealed that it was not at all uncommon, and that there was little one could do but comply if one wanted to install Vista.

 

Now, I don't know about you, but where I come from, reformatting a drive, aka “nuking” it, is reserved as the most drastic cure for an ailing hard drive, and is not to be taken lightly. It certainly isn't something for dilettantes who want to install an experimental OS using a beta installation method to engage in, without investing chunks of time! Let me check the ol' Blackberry – just as I thought, I'm plumb out of “chunks of time,” and if they expect me to back up all my work, track down my Mac installer CDs and start from scratch, and then download all system updates and upgrades again in order to partition the drive for an experiment that was looking more dubious at every turn – well, fuhgeddaboutit.

 

 

Could Parallels be a solution? Downloading the latest version, which is Vista friendly (for system installers you can choose any of the Windows family, including Vista, which Parallels calls “experimental”), I installed and began the setup. I wasn't asked to reformat my Mac drive in order to allocate space in the Parallels setup for Vista – a very positive sign – but numerous install attempts on the Windows side produced a hardware related error. It took me a few runs to figure out that Vista was screaming for more memory to be allocated to Parallels instead of the 192 MB the emulator automatically assigns. Of course; Vista, remember, requires a minimum of 512 MB (which Parallels can furnish as disk based virtual memory), so it made sense that I was getting such errors.

 

 

Okay – I get it already! Vista is a club, and I'm not qualified to join. Vista is an exercise in computer snobbery, where the worthy will be weeded out from the hoi polloi. Personally, I think that if Microsoft is bent on setting up a computer class war, they are making a tragic error. All it may take is some hotheads screaming “Linux” on the barricades to perhaps unseat MS from its position at the top of the computer heap. After all, if you're switching already, why not switch to something everyone is qualified to use? The people, united, will never be defeated!